Fellow patriots! It’s time to celebrate America’s Independence once again, and what better way to do that than with some red, white, and boozy cocktails? (See what we did there?) OK, we’ll stop talking now and just let you all enjoy these insane drinks that are cheap and delicious enough to enjoy in large quantities with all your little revolutionary friends. And drink responsibly you dang colonials!
Forget about your little bottle rockets if you’re looking to celebrate Independence Day right and instead bust out with these 4th of July in a Bottle cocktails. These slushed-up bad boys mix up vodka with coconut and strawberry flavors, and are perfect for all you folks currently dealing with heat as deadly as an 18th century guerrilla squad of American farmer-fighters.
If you love America, then you know this country is all about freedom and making things jiggle — that’s in the Constitution, look it up. So bust out with these 4th of July Jello Shots while you’re BBQing and waving your flags around if you really want to show people that you love these great United States.
Imagine chilling out at your Fourth of July block party or whatever and busting out with this All American Daiquiri. You’ll make so many friends so fast NBC will give you sitcom that’ll get cancelled after eight episodes. Seriously, this drink is so freakin’ ‘Murica you may want to a wear a hat ’cause you’ll have bald eagles landing on your head all day.
If you’re looking for a really sweet drink you can sip on all day on the Fourth, try out this 4th of July Raspberry America. This gorgeous drink perfectly mixes up sweet and citrus flavors, and despite its really smooth taste is still real dang potent.
This America Slushie is another one of those beautiful red, white, and blue slush drinks that’s ideal for sipping in the sun by the pool or seaside. Seriously though if your plans for Independence Day are to chill out and drink this drink by the water, congratulate yourself ’cause you’re living the American dream.
It’s simple, it’s beautiful, it’s America as heck, it’s the 4th of July Layered Shot. This simple little shooter is the drink you want to go with if you’re having a big Independence Day party and you’re kind of cheap — we’re not judging by the way, why do you think we put up this recipe in the first place?
If you’re not getting as excited as George Washington after being named first President of the U.S. upon hearing the name “4th of July Spiked Bomb Pop” then are you truly a U.S. citizen? Yes, of course. But still, you need to try this gorgeous slushy rum drink if you’re looking to set off some little firecrackers for your tastebuds.
OK, we’re not even kidding around here: You need to make these Merica Vodka Cinnamon Whiskey Cherries for this Independence Day ’cause they’re insanely tasty and everybody will love them. You literally just pop these sweet little balls of tastiness in your mouth like little cannonballs and bang, bang, bang, your brain will light up with all those joy chemicals like a night sky full of fireworks.
Sangrias are for summer, right? So why not bust out with this Red, White, & Blue Sangria for the biggest holiday of the season? Seriously, why don’t you? You some kind of Benedict Arnold or something?! Just kidding, but still, try this sangria ’cause it’s an amazing fruity cocktail.
This is a Tipsy Bartender drink list so you knew when opened this page that there’d be at least one candy drink. And here it is: The 4th of July Pop Rocks Martini! It’s crunchy, it’s beautiful, it’ll make your mouth feel like its full of revolutionary war battles.
Finally we have the 4th of July Diversity Bomb Shot, which is just as fun as it is delicious. If you’ve never tried a bomb shot before, we guarantee that starting out with this little American celebration will not disappoint.
What do you all think of these 4th of July cocktail recipes? Which one of these bad boys will you be enjoying with your friends and family this Independence Day? Let us know in the comments, you beautiful patriots!